1up-Me2

1up-Me2, yeah you know the guy. The guy who comes around at work, school and parties and jumps in on the conversation and says things like "Me too!" or "I've done that." How does he know what we're talking about? How does he know? ...because he's 1up-Me2! The guy who claims he has just one more then you. The guy who knows it all. Take for example; you get to work, your buddy comes over and explains about his new PC he just ordered is so awesome. Your Buddy tells you he just ordered the new Dell XPS with 8 gigabytes with dual process... when all of a sudden from out of no where, "I just got the new 12 gigabytes Dell double X-PS, with triple processors."



He did it again, 1uped you, you pathetic median grade owner of all products not worthy by his standards. Majority of the time you'd love to strangle him or even call him out on it, "Oh yeah, TOM! Where's this Double X-PS with triple processors? Where is it TOM! just as I thought"...but you don't because you are embarrassed for him. That's right, in the long run you know and everyone else knows that this guy is just embarrassing the shit out of himself. With his wild tales of how he spent 1 more week then you in Hawaii, or the time he broke both his legs to your one, or when he scaled K2 twice, once without a canteen because he forgot his canteen back at base camp, or the time he got in a sword fight with Antonio Banderas on the set of Shrek 2, or when he claims to be an ancestor of Pontius Pilate.



Yeah, that 1up-Me2 guy is a character for sure and in a way we need him. He helps bring the colleagues, classmates and friends together for a good ole "wtf moment". If you have read this and don't get it, maybe that's because you made a novel of this or perhaps you wrote this yesterday before I did, or maybe even you read it before I hit the submit button. Clever you are 1up-Me2.