Hitler

The problem with Hitler freezing himself to be thawed out in the future is that he didn't establish any damage control. People fucking hate Hitler. If he set up the machine to thaw 65 years forward, 2010, he'd pop out, then he'd be murdered by anybody who realized what was going on. I'd like to see a comedy about a frozen hitler in the basement of some german museum that gets mistakenly transferred to malibu, CA, and ends up thawed out in the california sun and makes friends with a group of surfers who think he's just some square old surfer dude. He smokes weed, listens to the beach boys, talks about lost love around the campfire at night. Then eventually they figure out who he is, and they have to decide whether to turn him in or keep him as a tubular new friend. In the end, US authorities start to take him away, but then one surfer stands up and says something like, "he is my friend." Then another stands up and says the same thing. Then another. Before long, all of them say it. Close up shot of one of the government authorities in black sunglasses, one tear running down his left cheek. he lets go and Hitler runs back to his friends and they all have a group hug while "California Dreamin" plays in the background. And there will be a scene at some point in the movie where some neo-nazi dude comes to see hitler and say how much he admires him, and this is the scene where the writers are trying to get the audience to like hitler, he says something like "no way, man, we were wrong, what we did was wrong. You go home and you change. Choose love, not hate. I mean, look at yourself. You haven't talked to your black daughter in years." and the neo-nazi cries, and he changes, and hitler surfs and smokes some pot. It could be called something like "What I did Over Mein Summer Vacation."


But in reality (uhhhh... based on the "reality" of somebody successfully unfreezing themselves and going on to live), he's probably unfreeze, be disoriented, try to figure out what was going on, probably bolt around like some mad-eyed schizophrenic, sleep on the streets like a bum, murder some bums, and at some point somebody's gonna discover the cryogenic machine, scientist's will discover that it was hitler, front page shits across everything, track down hitler, hold him to trial or something, somebody would probably murder him like they done Lee Harvey Oswalt.

Anyway, just a thought.