Jam Bands

I might be wrong, but I think jam bands need to stop making music and start doing other things, like ceasing to exist. And people who see jam bands perform need to stop telling me about how great it was, and start doing other things, like ceasing to exist, or showering the thick scent of old marijuana off of their Phish t-shirts. And bumper stickers on paint-faded volvos need to stop telling how great Dave Matthews Band and Dancing Grateful Dead Bears are, and start doing other things, like ceasing to exist, or encouraging the grateful dead to actually be grateful that they're dead, the way the rest of us are.


This is a public service announcement.