Napkin Pants

I had idea strike me this afternoon while out at the local eatery. Whilst downing a double cheeseburger my eyes caught my Son wiping his hands on his pants as he was wrist deep in ketchup. A parent gets exhausted of asking their child to stop wiping his/her hands on his/her pants. As I was rearing back with my hand at full thrust I brought it forward and snatched up a napkin to hand it to him and once again say for what I believe has to be the 26,453rd time, "WIPE YOUR HANDS ON A NAPKIN!"...but then like Einstein came up with the invention of nuclear power and the atomic bomb. I also discovered the most amazing idea, NAPKIN PANTS.

That's right for boys and girls ages 4 to 24, Napkin Pants can be used for those sloppy joe nights, restaurant night, pizza night and Passover. What better joy for child and parent then a pair of pants made entirely out of napkin. The school yards, the playgrounds, and the malls would be full of this hip new raiment I call Napkin Pants. Sadly I have no will power to continue on with this idea or this article.